postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

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I wish I lived in a country where I could just order my dozen deep fried mac and cheese balls and orange soda without the man at the counter questioning my choices…

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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insta-gramcracker:

you can’t spell mediocre without me

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